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Jun 11, 20182 min read
Essays from the Crypt: England Football Team Biggest Disappointment Since my Son
('Essays From the Crypt' is an anthology of articles which, for one reason or another, never made it to print. Saved from the grave, they...
May 10, 20183 min read
Essays From the Crypt: The Idiot’s Guide to Cooking Dinner for a Date
('Essays From the Crypt' is an anthology of articles which, for one reason or another, never made it to print. Saved from the grave, they...
Apr 27, 20183 min read
Essays From the Crypt: How to Bullshit Wine-Tasting
('Essays From the Crypt' is an anthology of articles which, for one reason or another, never made it to print. Saved from the grave, they...
Apr 8, 20182 min read
Essays From the Crypt: What I Found when I Typed ‘When’ into Five Different Search Engines
(Originally published 2016) What I Found when I Typed ‘When’ into Five Different Search Engines Ladies and gentlemen, I humbly present to...
Mar 31, 20182 min read
Essays from the Crypt: NHS in Urgent Plea for New Magazines
(Originally published 2016) NHS in Urgent Plea for New Magazines The NHS has issued a plea for members of the public to donate magazines...
Mar 11, 20182 min read
Essays From the Crypt: Isengard Under Investigation for Environmental Issues
(Originally written July, 2016) Isengard Under Investigation for Environmental Issues Isengard is under investigation for alleged...
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